a small roast for each sign

oceanstrology:

aries: calm down dude, you need less energy

taurus: quit always being so calm dude, you need more energy

gemini: there’s a fine line between cocky and confident

cancer: it’s not that deep

leo: we’re not all interested in watching you to see what you do next

virgo: why are y’all so critical of other people

libra: drama doesn’t “follow you”, you start it

scorpio: you’re not always right about people you haven’t even spoken to

sagittarius: why don’t you think things through

capricorn: y’all act like robots but we all know the feelings are in there somewhere

aquarius: you guys are rude without even realizing it cause you’re so oblivious to the feelings of others

pisces: you keep overlooking the real world because you’re afraid to face it